I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
For the Let’s draw Sherlock challenge
I’ve written a (very) short story based on the one supposedly written by Ernest Hemingway:
For Sale. Baby Shoes. Never Worn.
The Sherlock version:
For Sale: Violin. Beautifully Maintained. - J. Watson
…AUGH.
…why
WOW NO.
…that is not ok.
except it really is. jarvis IS that suit. jarvis inhabits it like it’s his own body. he is literally wrapping his body around tony to protect him and wow yeah
The Transition Of Appreciating The Character AJ Crowley
seeing only the cover image: wow, this book must have a really suave demon in it
seeing the dramatis personae: oh yeah, suave demons ahoy
beginning of book: lol hi
middle of book: ....crowley u ok bro?
end of book: wow, he was a real flash bastard, wasn't he?
meet the fans: aww so cute, but why is he so...
see the art: ...so....vulnerable....
read the fic: oh god are you all trying to kill him with feelings
final stage: MY POOR PRECIOUS SENSITIVE DORKBABY D:
miaou~
started out as a drawing where i interpreted zacharies mask into makeup… and then i painted it on my face…
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
To love a TV show is to know one of two things: Either it will eventually leave you, or you will eventually leave it. There’s no middle ground for the committed. Once you’re in, you’re in, and you’re going to be in until the thing is canceled or until you lose interest because you’ve either figured out all of the show’s tricks or it’s just not the same anymore. That show you loved more than anything? It will eventually feel sort of old and pointless to you after a while, and you’ll have moved on to some new thing that feels fresher but will inevitably disappoint you somewhere down the line. And so it goes. You’ll someday remember that show you loved with such intensity—it will probably be off the air by this point—and you’ll wonder idly why they don’t make ’em like that anymore. The answer is because you’re not who you were anymore, and you can’t fall for a show like that because you’re no longer the same person.
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Todd VanDerWerff (The A.V. Club) Always relevant to any discussion of Media. (via theorypop) |
