I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
I’ve written a (very) short story based on the one supposedly written by Ernest Hemingway:
For Sale. Baby Shoes. Never Worn.
The Sherlock version:
For Sale: Violin. Beautifully Maintained. - J. Watson
…that is not ok.
except it really is. jarvis IS that suit. jarvis inhabits it like it’s his own body. he is literally wrapping his body around tony to protect him and wow yeah
this is mildly terrifying
started out as a drawing where i interpreted zacharies mask into makeup… and then i painted it on my face…
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus